OK everybody …got a new xanga, its  

www.xanga.com\xWhiTechOcoLateX

Cause I messed this one up so bad lol

Its still pretty gay cause I haven’t got a chance to fix it… Renei’s doing it for me cause shes so damn good at it

Lol

Well later and check out mah other site every1

hi everynodu whats uphow was ur guys breaks ......mine was alright kinda boring .....went to palm springs for a week goddamn i dont know why anybody would live out there....u know whats there....nothing absolutely nothing...but i got a badass tan so it was ok well i start school tomorow..i hate my school SHOULD I GO TO GRANADA....put ur thoughts in my chatterbox cause i really dont know im oh so confused cause well i dont know.....i really like someone and dont know how to tell them what should i do its so hard not to tell but its so hard to let them know u know so tell me what i should do people ......stephanie u kno who ......i wanna tell him but...well u kno

neways yeah so ...hehe ....lalalala heres ur joke lol

College of Logic

Two Men are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says "College of Logic 5 miles." Neither one knows what it means and are both curious. The two men take the exit to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a professor to explain...

Driver: "What does 'College of Logic' mean?" 

Prof: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question, Do you own a Lawn mower?" 

Driver: "Yes, I do." 

Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard." 

Driver: "Yes, I have a very big yard." 

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house."

Driver: "I have a very big house." 

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family."

Driver: "I have a wife and two kids." 

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."

Driver: "Yes Sir, straight as a board, always have been. I think I understand what this school is all about, thank you for your time." then the driver heads back out to the car to continue on his way. When he gets back to the car, the passenger

asks about the school... 

Passenger: "So, what's it all about?" 

Driver: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question, Do you own a Lawn mower?" 

Passenger: "No." 

Driver: "Then your a Homo!"

~Happy birthday Sean~

THIS IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAT SHOUTOUT TO MY HOMIE IN TENESSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….love chuch QUIERO COMER

Shannon Lofft + Elijah Wood, Orlando Bloom, Paul Walker, Brad Pitt = one fine ass family (minus Shannon Lofft of course)…..lol in my dreams

Well hi everybody haven’t really gotten the chance to write ……..MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR well neways ive been kinda busy with ……well that just aint ur business lol thanks to all of you people who write in my chatter box it really shows me that you love me ~tear~ nah jp well heres your joke…..

Two Whales
Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the
coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees
the whaling ship that killed his father five years ago.
Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death,
the male whale says to the female, "Let's go underneath
the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That
ought to knock their boat over, and make them think
twice about killing innocent whales."  The female whale
agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the whaling
ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that
most of the sailors are making their way back to the
shore by either swimming or using lifeboats. Not willing
to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells,
"They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!"
Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative:
"HEY!", she says,  "I agreed to the blow job, but there
is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"

I  LVE ELIJAH WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi everybody whats up??? sorry i havent written in a while, its just that ive been really busy well heres all the stiff that happened to me in the past month.................i got the somach flu...dont ask why cause i dont know why......got 8 hours of detention..hehe im so bad.......had a choir concert,,i had a solo...i was so nervous i almost...well nevermind and...I GOT MY BRACES REMOVEd!!....nah j/p i thought that would get your attention

well later ~peace out rabbit~

heres your little joke for a little man

Little Guy